sushinfood:

fuckyesmermaids:

fireswamps:

Military Phonetic Alphabet

via itinerantdispatches

THANK YOU I use these all the time when people don’t understand a letter or something, and they look at me like I’m crazy.

when i was in army cadets i memorized this using the poke-rap

*cries*

shalrath:

what doesnt kill you gives you exp points

supernaturalshakes:

basils-kite:

I went to the MCA in Chicago yesterday with my family and my brothers matched these paintings and then this happened.

Accidental performance art: priceless

I NEED TO CALM DOWN.

majorsarcasm19:

pudding-for-hiddles:

THERE WAS A MAN ON BBC NEWS CALLED DR JOHN HOLMES.

DR.

JOHN.

HOLMES.

Well someone’s parents shipped it like Fedex.

yadoking:

i’d like to thank the 5 followers of mine who acknowledge my existence

lonelygallifreyan:

Carry On My Wayward Son in circular Gallifreyan.

sam-winchester-cries-during-sex:

sam-winchester-cries-during-sex:

f-r-eckled:

im like 25% funny and 85% bad at math

that’s 110%

wait I just got the joke

loreleielizabeth:

adventuresofmoosehead:

The joke “Seven Eight Nine” becomes paradoxically terrifying if you are a Whovian.

cumbercollective-unite:

maddiereader:

the-worlds-consulting-detective:

Sherlock humour. 

One of THE FUCKING BEST scenes ever.

HOW DID LESTRADE EVEN BECOME A DETECTIVE OHMYGOD!!